Today I do not come with a long speech
or rhetoric on being strong but rather the realities of life.
Sometimes when you fall down and you are busted and there is no help
anywhere; your reality or rather THE reality is you are all alone.
Yes my friends, we must acknowledge that no one in life can help you
or free you from many of lifes situations. I will go so far as to
tell you that its not even wise to tell another human your problems
because that human also has problems. Here is a question, what
happens when a wise man does an unwise action? What happens when a
rich man becomes poor? Both these individuals will tell you the same
thing I am telling you; you are on your own.
I have advice for you,
1. do not go broke; 2. do not seek help it doesn't exist; 3. if you
are under the illusion that you can call on someone, change that
mindset hurriedly! I am not trying to bring you down mentally but
rather get you mentally prepared for reality! I personally believe
that if you don't fight for life abundantly then you should fight for
death hurriedly.
Leon Terrell Ash
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Leon Terrell Ash giving hints, clues and outright answers to things that plague the human nature.
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Sunday, October 21, 2012
Laughing at Lakewood Church
I had the greatest laugh while at Lakewood church
last night; all thanks to two teenagers.
Here is the scene. I am sitting
up in Row ‘P” and they are down below me, a teenage guy and a teenage
girl. In front of the two teenagers was
a mother and her toddler son. The toddler
was standing and playing in the chair beside his mother. He was facing the teenagers. PAUSE> “I must stop for a minute because
as I write this blog, the laughter continues to flow violently.” CONTINUE>
The two
teenagers turned and looked at each other with "A" look; a look that says, “somebody, ooohhh weeed, if you know what I mean.” They then pulled out their cellphones to hide their giggling faces while they texted each other. Their shoulders were
vibrating violently from trying to control their pent up laughter. I
began to laugh too because I could see that they were having trouble trying not to burst out into full laughter. The little toddler even noticed, he looked at the two teenagers with a look of curiosity, as if he wanted to ask them, "are you two teenagers laughing at ME?" Yes little man, they were laughing at you. After a minute or so his mother grabbed a diaper and wipes and took little man to the restroom to change his dirty diaper. Lord forgive us!
AND THEN WE ALL TOOK “COMMUNION.”
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Have a Seat
Who is this chic, who was this chic? Who has the gall to come into my home and go into my refrigerator without my word of approval? Did I say make yourself at home? Who was she? And yet, I still do not know her name. Heres a story. I met this nice looking chica one day (period) I say to this nice looking chica, "drop by my crib later tonight" (period) She comes over later that night, but she is not alone (period) She brings a friend, a friend who is as beautiful as the sky is blue. I think to myself, wow, I wish I had met this beautiful friend before I met her.
AND THIS IS WHERE the story gets good! While me and the chica are conversating in the next room. Her beautiful friend takes it upon herself to get off my nice leather couch, walk across my clean hardwood floors, reach her pretty little fingers outward and proceed to grab a bottle of my delicious tasting FIJI water. I walk back into the living room, and behold, she is drinking water! WHAT? Did my BUTLER bring you a bottle of water? I never hired a BUTLER? Are you the BUTLER?
Leon Terrell Ash approves this storyline.
AND THIS IS WHERE the story gets good! While me and the chica are conversating in the next room. Her beautiful friend takes it upon herself to get off my nice leather couch, walk across my clean hardwood floors, reach her pretty little fingers outward and proceed to grab a bottle of my delicious tasting FIJI water. I walk back into the living room, and behold, she is drinking water! WHAT? Did my BUTLER bring you a bottle of water? I never hired a BUTLER? Are you the BUTLER?
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Friday, November 18, 2011
EGGS and Bubble GUM
ANd so I did it again with my second Childrens Book. The goal of Leon The Lion was to teach the child what it meant to have potential. The goal of EGGS and Bubble GUM is to teach the child that anything can be done when you believe it can, even when obstacles or placed, this book is my best because it also tells the parent to take note of the belief of the impossible that all their children have. This book is my funniest book yet. The message is so clear and precise. AVAILABLE AT AMAZON KINDLE. http://www.amazon.com/EGGS-and-Bubble-GUM-ebook/dp/B0069TDCKG/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1321644917&sr=1-3
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