I would never do that, I Love You Baby!

“I haven’t slept with anyone, I would never do that, I am not a whore, I don’t sleep around, I love you,” said the degredated woman!

LISTEN MAN, you feel just because she said you are the only one and that you are her first, that she is being 100% honest.  How in the world did you think you were the exception, MAN?  If she will get degredated with you, why would you believe she is not getting degredated with another man?  It is either your pride or your blind love, MAN, that allows you to be fooled into thinking you are the exception when it comes to a lying woman. We all are guilty of stupidity, MAN.  

Listen MAN, the lips of a strange/degredated woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil; her ways are moveable, it is impossible for you to know who she is sleeping with.  She is an ugly beast with a beautiful face, breast and body; but she is a beast nonetheless.  If you love your life you will guard your heart, because your heart is the MAP for your life!  I learned something a long time ago from UGK, “keep your heart three stacks these girls are smart.”  As a matter of fact MAN, I would suggest you read the bible, Proverbs 5:3 all while listening to UGK’s International Player’s Anthem. 

Ask yourself, “what makes me so special?”  Nothing, makes you different when it comes to a lying woman.  You ask, “Terrell, how will I know if she is a lying woman?”  And the wise “Terrell” says, “YOU WILL KNOW HER WHEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH!”  I hate to be the guy with bad news, but in this new and increasingly demoralized society, degredation has become a way of life for many; with that being said, you must guard yourself, MAN!  Sorry!

This message is approved by Leon Terrell Ash. “KEEP YOUR HEART”

The Poor-baby is Mad at GOD

Oh, oh, you mad at God now! Ok, I know your type. Mad because nobody don’t wanna talk to you on the HELLaphone.  Saying stuff like you don’t have any friendssssss.  Poor baby.  All you wanna do is cry about it, just because your mama called  you her “little angel.”  You mad because life aint going your way.  You wanna be wrapped in a warm linen blanket and the bottle put to your mouth.  Mad because you drive a beat-up pinto rather than a good looking LEXUS. Maybe you should be happy that you don’t have to walk.  Oh, I hear you out there person that has no Pinto car to drive but rather you have to walk everywhere. Well, maybe you should be happy you got legs to walk everywhere.  Oh, ok, I here the guy out there that has no legs to walk, oh you feel done wrong, well maybe you should be happy that you got life. Shameful