Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Beware of the Chase!

Young men, be cautious of the chase! The woman you pursue might actually be the woman you catch; that's funny, but true. You should definitely not chase a woman only to sleep with her; what happens when she says yes and it becomes a relationship that you never intended?  Ten years later after you have married that woman you realize you never wanted more than just a one night fling. How did this happen you ask, I'll tell you, you caught what you chased. It happens to many men, so don't become a casualty of the chase. My advice is to only pursue a woman you can see as a wife, its safer than the latter; but sometimes the one you want as a wife could be similar to ------------
                               "Beware of Scarlett O'Hara!"

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Sunday, July 14, 2013

Leon PSA- Jay Z

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Trayvon and Zimmerman; Bill and Amber

Here is a story, Bill and Amber were neighbors!  One night Amber was walking to her home holding a bag of skittles and a Dasani water, and she was wearing a hoodie.   Bill was 6’1 190lbs and a military veteran.  Bill decided that he wanted to RAPE Amber.  He followed her and approached her in the dark of the night behind their neighbors homes.  “REPEAT!”  He followed her and approached her in the dark!!!!  Amber turned around, because she knew someone intended to do her harm.  Amber decided she would protect herself and so the fight began. 

Bill was losing the fight; he started to scream as Amber pounded his head into the cement.  Bill pulled out his gun and shot Amber  to death.   Bills expert Attorney used the Zimmerman/Trayvon case as a PRECEDENT.  The jury ruled a NOT GUILTY verdict for Bill’s case!  He is grateful for the second chance he has been given.  Bill has now changed his technique for how he rapes women!   Bill wanted to send a special thank you out to the juries of the following cases: Trayvon/Zimmerman Jury, Casey Anthony Jury and the OJ Jury, because juries like you make it possible for killers to get a second chance!  Thank you!  THE END!

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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Bruno Mars: Treasure - The Voice by Leon T. Ash

This youngster is doing it!  This song has a mixture of "The Jackson Five" and "GUY" from New Jack City.  Keyboards and lead guitar killed it, sounded like keyboards wanted to go to church on them chords.  It has a modern, old school, funk-pop type of feeling to it. I digg!

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Monday, June 10, 2013


It is a true statement, whatever it is you SUPPORT, you become a part of it.  An example, if you support a football/basketball team and that team is winning then you too become a winner; on the other hand, if your team is losing, then you sir, also claim that title of loser.  I am not trying to saying ANYTHING, but I have accidently said SOMETHING. 

I was asked this question, “Leon Terrell Ash, why do you support The HEAT?”   My response to this question was the following:  I am a WINNER, the reason I support THE HEAT is because they are winners, and it is easy for winners to relate to other winners, but when one finds it hard to relate to winners, then they must in that case find it EASIER to relate to losers “also known as the underdogs,” thus they become HATERS of WINNERS.   I am not trying to say NOTHING, lol, but I have accidently said EVERYTHING!   Ya Digg!

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Monday, May 27, 2013

I would never do that, I Love You Baby!

“I haven’t slept with anyone, I would never do that, I am not a whore, I don’t sleep around, I love you,” said the degredated woman!

LISTEN MAN, you feel just because she said you are the only one and that you are her first, that she is being 100% honest.  How in the world did you think you were the exception, MAN?  If she will get degredated with you, why would you believe she is not getting degredated with another man?  It is either your pride or your blind love, MAN, that allows you to be fooled into thinking you are the exception when it comes to a lying woman. We all are guilty of stupidity, MAN.  
Listen MAN, the lips of a strange/degredated woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil; her ways are moveable, it is impossible for you to know who she is sleeping with.  She is an ugly beast with a beautiful face, breast and body; but she is a beast nonetheless.  If you love your life you will guard your heart, because your heart is the MAP for your life!  I learned something a long time ago from UGK, keep your heart three stacks these girls are smart.”  As a matter of fact MAN, I would suggest you read the bible, Proverbs 5:3 all while listening to UGK’s International Player’s Anthem.  Ask yourself, “what makes me so special?”  Nothing, makes you different when it comes to a lying woman.  You ask, Terrell, how will I know if she is a lying woman?”  And the wise “Terrell” says, YOU WILL KNOW HER WHEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH!”  I hate to be the guy with bad news, but in this new and increasingly demoralized society, degredation has become a way of life for many; with that being said, you must guard yourself, MAN!  Sorry!
This message is approved by Leon Terrell Ash. “KEEP YOUR HEART”